3 Signs You're Dating A Retard (the good kind)

You've always had your doubts - now you can be sure.

There are several kinds of retards. This particular kind may also be referred to as being "crack". So here they are - 3 Signs that tell you you're dating a retard :

Sign 1
He has no sense of timing. At all. Oh, he'll be punctual and everything if he needs to be, but won't know what to say when. Which brings us to

Sign 2
He says the lamest, most inappropriate things. Things that don't make sense. Things that have no context.
Which leaves you with a tough choice to make - hit him over the head? Or laugh at how absurd the whole thing is?

Sign 3
He goes from having a very serious conversation/discussion to goofing off and saying lame, inappropriate things (as mentioned above) in less than 30 seconds. Yes, he will actually let you time him, if you ask. He might even be more enthusiastic about it than you.



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Disclaimer : The word "retard" is used here colloquially, and does not mean "late" or "affected by mental retardation". :/